German, Art and other useless subjects...

Okk so from the title of this post i think you can kind of assume that im back to the usual stress of everyday life that was caused by my very thoughtful school that respects the fact that this week was supposed to be my 'half-term holiday'...oh how i wish that was true but its not.
So i have got a few questions for teachers that always rattle through my brain when im revising and doing my homework, preparing for my GCSE's. My first one is: Why the hell do teachers think my life revolves around just their one subject? i have other subjects too, ones that need just as much time dedicated to them as i dedicate to yours! A question that consequently leads on to this is: When the hell do we have OUR holiday? While you tell us to take a break now and then as to give our brains a rest, when exactly are we meant to do this because so far i am 7 days into the 9 day holiday and i still havent completely relaxed because everytime i do go to relax i start worrying that everything i have got to do wont be done in time because i only have a week >:| my final question, of the long list that could go on for eternity, consists of: why was coursework ever created? i understand that it takes the pressure off some people because they dont really like exams, but seriously how do people cope with it? I have only had to coursework subjects and i hate them. They are always on your mind and there are always deadlines that will just stare me in the eye everytime i look at my diary/organiser, it is genuinely terrifying. But i guess it works for some people and i therefore tip my hypothetical hat to them because i dont know how you do it. You must have mad skills to keep up with deadlines and such...
Anyway on a slightly lighter and funnier topic, i almost flashed a guy working on our house today whilst getting changed. I was in my room starting to get changed and realised there was a builder outside of my window and before he had time to turn around, i had bolted out of the room the colour of a sun-burned smurf because i was that embaressed. So yeah, my life can be quite wacky at times and embaressing for me and for anyone involved in my life, but it does make life a little more interesting. 
So i will leave you now with one of my favourite Friends quotes...

aww you have GOT to love joey...<3